Crumpet Fuzzy Bottom is Head Elf in Santa’s Workshop.  In his spare time he writes for Art in North Polica, Freeze, and Art Forbum, a subsidiary of Art 22.  Mr. Fuzzy Bottom was the original archetype for the no pants look that has been misattributed to Winnie the Pooh.  His robust pubic hair growth allowed for this fashion forward statement.  He has graced the runway in Balenciaga fashion shows sans pants. 

Minty Muffin Tin is Top Chef in the Cookie Division at Santa’s Workshop. Prior to this stint, she worked for Martha Stewart as Martha Stewart.  Legend has it that Minty Muffin Tin was Martha Stewart’s disappearing twin extracted from what was considered a goiter on her neck.  She has served as a guest judge on the Great British Baking show disguised as a callus on the hand of Paul Hollywood.  If you shook hands with Paul, you shook hands with Minty.  Do not ask her how she got her name.

Yoyo Tinsel Toes is a TaskMaster Elf and takes pleasure in bossing around the other elves.  Yoyo is into kink and runs a BDSM dungeon that meets on third Fridays every month.  Frequented by off-season mall Santas, reindeer are welcome.  Rudolf is a regular.